Hello. It's me, the Aleks, one of the greatest unsung beasts of the generation, here in a desperate bid to recapture what it was like to have a website back in The Day, when it felt like a thing that anyone might discover and yet nobody probably would, an outlet both comfortingly private and comfortingly public at the same time.
Static web pages are the future again. I have long ago burned out on worrying about dynamic margins or phone screens. And really, it is SUCH a SADNESS. How are you going to properly appreciate looking at a cool website on a FUCKING phone? Get REAL!